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So, me and my boyfriend constantly play the question game. But, lately I’ve been running out of good ones… We both are a bit of pervs and we think perverted questions are kind of funny, so those are prefered… We’ve covered every aspect of favorites and would you rathers.. Any new ideas?

"Did you know that the size of a a guys penis is the legnth from your wrist to the tip of your middle finger?" and then measure your guys’s hands to see which one would be bigger x)

This muslim guy is in a really long robe and has never used a treadmill before, his friend turns it up to full speed, the guy freaks out and starts running super fast and screaming! FUNNY

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I already got flowers and chocolate, but I also want some funny things, because we are constantly joking with each other. Any good ideas of things I can make at home?

This site is my favorite. It’s full of ideas. Have fun in the craft ideas. You can find it under quick clicks.

it’s soo funny

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Song 1: Gioachino Rossini – The Thieving Magpie
Song 2: The Presidents of the United States of America – Kitty
Song 3: The Nutcracker
Song 4: Smash Mouth – All Star
Song 5: The Wiseguys – Ooh La La

PS: i will ignore messages whit the subject
“Business Proposal Regarding Your YouTube Videos”

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I am making a funny dating book for college. I’m thinking on the lines of two players growing, one with a mans head and the other a lady, and both are the same age, but the lady one is double the size. Or a man in nappies? Something along these lines. Can anyone think of anything better? Thanks

You could do a mature woman pushing the guy who is in a pram. Or she could be carrying him in a baby sling on her back.

I’m talking to someone I already know, so asking them stuff about themselves is out. I need something that is really funny and random, that’s just so out there(but not perverted or relating to drugs) that it either instantly or very quickly breaks the ice.

I don’t want suggestions saying I compliment her, or compliment the weather, or talk about some cliche topic.

Please answer! Thanks!
Interesting. The only thing I have against the card tricks is that it looks just a little bit planned when you pull them out.

try what’s crappening?

I’m 17 and the boy is 15 and we hope to go to state speech competition in duet acting… We would prefer a really funny piece. Any suggestions?

You could like this:
http://www.youtube.com/user/CurtmanZ#p/u/28/yzRhtcvwCe8
All the best

I want to break up with her, and I don’t care how. I just want it to be funny, so latter on I can laugh about it in front of my friends. I want to see her get pissed, and I don’t care if her feelings get hurt.

well that’s really mean… but just like scream down the halls really loud…. NO! I DONT WANNA HAVE F***** SEX WITH YOU, YOU F***** SLUT! haha yupp that’s what i would do<333

I might go bowling with a group of friends later this week and I was wondering if you knew any funny jokes I could crack up while we’re playing. Thanks.

Q: What is the 7th pin in bowling called ?
A: Mother-in-law!

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they’ll both end up in the gutter!

If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling!

I go bowling once every four years to make sure I still hate it!

Johnny’s teacher tells her class, "Class, I’m going to ask you a question at 2.55pm every Thursday and whoever answers it correctly will be excused from school on Friday and can enjoy a three-day weekend."

The students got really excited about this and were anxiously awaiting fro Thursday afternoon to arrive. On Thursday, at precisely 2.55 pm, the teacher addressed the class. " Students, this week’s question is ‘Who can tell me Pythagorean Theorem ?" After a long pause she said, "Well, I guess I’ll see you all tomorrow."

The teacher was teasing the childern. She always planned to ask question that no fifth grader could ever answer.

Now Johnny was getting wise to the teacher’s scam. The following Thursday, Johny brought to school both his parent’s bowling balls. At 2.54, he rolled them down the aisle and they crased into the teacher’s desk. The teacher jumped up, came around the front of the desk and yelled, "All right, who’s the comedian with the big balls?"

Johnny says, "Eddie Murphy! See you Monday!!!.

My cockatiel Wally is trying to chase the mouse on the computer scree right now, he can’t figure out how to get to it

Do you have any funny bird stories?
& the other day he was standing in front of the mirror with his wings up singing the mario theme song. The whole thing looked really weird.
You think it’s funny when your bird goes on your back? Mine is sitting on op o my head right now!

my green cheek conure will dance to his favorite song, do sumersaults, try to feed me, go down my shirt and poke his head out of the collar and take baths while i try doing the dishes. he’s never follwed the mouse on the computer screen, but will attack my fingers (playfully) when i type on the keyboard