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I’m planning on filming a funny video for youtube and i need ideas. What kind of funny things could happen while i’m cooking and what could i cook? I thought of the obvious ones like start a fire but thats to simple and my dad wont let me do it any ideas?

I had some cold hard boiled eggs that were in the fridge. I decided to warm them up a bit by placing them in the microwave for a few seconds. It turned out to be a few seconds too many and they exploded with enough force to blow open the door. I had bits of egg in every corner of the microwave, as well as on the floor and on me. Who knew a little egg could generate so much force?!! At least I peeled the egg first; otherwise, it might have been dangerous as well.

I have to write an autobiography and I want a funny way to introduce myself. I could start out with: Hello! My name is Kim, and I am an alcoholic. I think it is kind of demeaning though. I don’t wanna be mean like that. People really struggle with issues like that.

I don’t think its demeaning, a lot of comedians make fun of themselves for being alcoholics, just look at Chelsea handler. Maybe just don’t use the word alcoholic, change it up a bit. "Hello! My name is Kim, and I love vodka" or something that no one could really take offence to.

I mean you know how in comedy movies, the are funny sounds to make the movie look and sound funny? How do they get em and how can i get some too? Hollywood movies and everything?

its a profession called folley or folly (idk exactly how its spelled). Theyre pros who know the right kind of sound effects and what objects or materials to use for something happening. its pretty interesting actually. you should look it up.

Ok well I just broke up with my girlfriend and I am super happy because of it. It was a horrible relationship. Anyways, I was wondering if I was a truly sick person, what would have been some funny lines to break up with her.

In all honesty, there’s nothing funny about a break-up if you both cared for each other. If the relationship was only one sided, then someone will still get hurt and so you should be easy on her.

Okay, so you know those funny naruto videos on youtube? How do you make those? I mean what programs on the computer, and any tips at all on how to make them funny. I can’t spend any money on this so it needs to be free. 10 points for best answer of course.

They Are All Amv(Anime Music Videos)
If You Are Going To Make It For The First Time Use Windows Movie Maker And Video Flicker(or ANy Video Cutter Program),And Then Cut The Funny Scenes In Naruto And Join Them Using Windows Movie Maker , If You Know How To Use Sony Vegas You Can Use It Instead Of Using Windows Movie Maker

I have the squeak my voice app for the ipod touch. You say something into the speaker and you play it and your voice is all squeaky. Please give me some funny things to say into the app, like funny raps, funny songs to sing. Antything funny and appropriate. Thanks.

Scream a high pitched scream.

I always say ‘Happy anniversary of your emancipation from the womb’.
What are some other funny ways to say happy birthday?

Happy day 365 days after the last time you celebrated about when you came out from between your mother’s legs.

my friend and i have been in a pretend relationship on facebook for years. i just want to find a funny way to finally break it off.

pretend to be serious and be like.."this isnt working out as great as i hoped and we arent acting like we did when we first met so i think it would be best if we just ended this now." and then say something random like.."but i want to keep the refridgerator" lol

A lot of people have been using this new photo editor where you are on a webcam and it makes you have a really big head and does really weird and funny things to you. I just got a new laptop today and I’m unsure if this is on here. What is it called? Can I install it?

Thanks!

There are billions of different types of programs for photo editing. Some that I would recommend is Photoshop Elements and Photoshop CS4

Okay so my sister is turning 23 tomorrow, and she wants me to bake her a cake. I don’t wanna just put happy birthday lauren ! Or whatever. I wanna do something funny?

Any ideas?

Do a cake up in something from her childhood era, favorite dolls, cartoons, etc. "Never too old."