By popular demand, here’s my uncensored performance at the 15th Annual Funniest Celebrity in Washington contest at the DC Improv.
Warning: you may be slightly offended! Or not . . .
Filmed by Emily on 9/10/08.
LYRICS
Secret Muslim terrorist politicians in house say ho!!!
I’m here ’cause David Shuster had to be replaced
‘Cause his cable network just got disgraced
His convention coverage was a bit amiss
And so apparently it comes down to this!
I rep the P O L I T I C O
Practice every day to perfect the flow
And yeah times are tough, but I thought you should know
We’re the only newspaper that continues to grow?
Oops, did I touch a nerve?
Journalism’s in the and youre all disturbed
I might lose my job but hey, I don’t sweat
Because I made my name on the Internet!
DC Celebrity
I don’t think I am one but this drink was free?
Every other contestant here is a joke
Bob Barr? Yeah good luck with the pothead vote
And Grover Norquist? Man I’m not trying to be mean
I thought your tax policy WAS your standup routine!?
Huck you won Iowa 8 months ago
And now you’re here telling jokes at a comedy show
It’s just survival of the fittest I don’t mean to be rude
But NOW do you believe in evolution dude?
And every other contestant’s male white and old
So turn up your hearing aid ya ’bout to get told
I could be your intern, could be your grandson
But tonight you’re gonna recognize I’m number one!
DC Celebrity
I just insulted Mike Huckabee!
Been on the campaign trail a year or more
And there are only three things that I know for sure
McCain is old. Obama’s black
And if you mention either one you bound to get smacked!
Obama picked Biden to be his VP
Because he wanted a change in foreign policy
The guy served six terms and I hate to rant
But the only thing he changed was his hair implants!
McCain picked the Governor of Alaska
So there’s just one question I have to ask ya
If she got a bangin body that wed all wanna hit
Does that negate the fact that she dont know shit?
DC Celebrity
Please don’t throw your drinks at me!
Duration : 0:4:46
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May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
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May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
did anyone notice …
did anyone notice this guys so stupid that no one in the audience is laughing so he has to put in back ground laughter I mean it really isnt that funny
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Soo funny! you’re …
Soo funny! you’re really good!
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Lawl 2:20 – “Huck! …
Lawl 2:20 – “Huck! Huck! What!?!”
Hahahahaha.
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
you looked like you …
you looked like you were in a battle.. pacing so much. i liked it though. then the dropped mike like Chappelle would do – class!
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Dude, that was …
Dude, that was really good! haha!
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Dude, that was …
Dude, that was funny.
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
ooh look who won
ooh look who won
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Very impressive.
Very impressive.
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
OBAMA WAS …
OBAMA WAS CONSIDERED INELIGIBLE FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES DUE TO CRIMES OF DOCUMENTATION FORGERY.
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The bad wolf went to the grandma’s, but the victm would be AMERICA!
Kind regards,
Cristiano
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Palin-shot FTW!
Palin-shot FTW!
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
LOL best thing I’ve …
LOL best thing I’ve seen in a while.
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Supreme quality …
still awesome!
Supreme quality writing, i must say man!!
but u need to work on ur flow
Cheese FTW!!
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
this video is …
this video is definitely awesome. I love your politico stuff, keep rockin!
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Mike Huckabee is …
Mike Huckabee is pretty funny. Great rap though. lol!
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
James you crack me …
James you crack me up! CNN by 30 dude, go ahead sell you soul!
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
you da bomb, james
you da bomb, james
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
i am 26 and on my …
i am 26 and on my wedding day my fionse strangled me with my vail? if u do not paist this on 4 vidios in 14444 mins you will be strangled by your bf or bff in 7 days
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
DONT READ THIS …
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May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
You should’ve …
You should’ve received first but that’s what happens when you rhyme your opponents name around drunks and they laugh, what else will they remember:)
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
NICE
NICE
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
HAHAHAHAH THAT WAS …
HAHAHAHAH THAT WAS FREAKIN AMAZING XDDD
I swear i was laughing for like 5 min. after hahahaha XD
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
You are the f***ing …
You are the f***ing MASTER….
This was great…
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
You were robbed! …
You were robbed! Most of the other contestants were funny like cancer is funny.
May 25th, 2010 at 4:43 am
لا إله إلا الله …
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
والله متم نوره ولو كره الكافرون
Islam fo live