FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Posted by admin on February 17th, 2010 and filed under funny | 11 Comments »

1.There once was a guy from norway.
Who got his balls caught in the doorway.
He called his wife .
His wife came with a knife now his balls are hanging in the hallway.

2.There once was a man from boston who bought himself and austin had room for his a** and a gallon of gas his balls fell out and he lost em.

3.There once was a man from Madrass who had two balls of brass he’d rub them together and play stormy weather til lightning shot out of his a**

There once was a fellow named Dave
who kept a dead whore in his cave
he said "I admit, she smells like sh*t,
but look at the money I save"!

11 Responses

  1. leaf Says:

    funny!!
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  2. Ice Keyblade Says:

    Poems?

    Funny!
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  3. nikil m Says:

    thye 1st and the 3rd were too good ……..
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  4. Soft Heart Says:

    That’s funny :) )))
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  5. One Love Says:

    I didn’t think those were really funny….
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  6. scratchwhiplash Says:

    There once was a fellow named Dave
    who kept a dead whore in his cave
    he said "I admit, she smells like sh*t,
    but look at the money I save"!
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  7. Mark J Says:

    I will watch what i do with my balls from now on ha ha
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  8. Michael_W Says:

    1st one was the best
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  9. pepsiebear Says:

    Tarzan the monkey-man
    swinging by a rubber band.
    He slips
    he falls
    he’s hanging by his balls
    they rip
    they tear
    they’re flying through the air
    the drop
    they’re chomped
    by an alligator in the swap!
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  10. bobby c Says:

    see… girls just go to town on the pain that guys get from having balls hit and squeeze and all of this stuff explained haha. and girls will probably NEVER know the pain. but these are pretty funny. i have to admit it.
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  11. DareDeviL Says:

    LOL
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