I might go bowling with a group of friends later this week and I was wondering if you knew any funny jokes I could crack up while we’re playing. Thanks.
Q: What is the 7th pin in bowling called ?
A: Mother-in-law!
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they’ll both end up in the gutter!
If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling!
I go bowling once every four years to make sure I still hate it!
Johnny’s teacher tells her class, "Class, I’m going to ask you a question at 2.55pm every Thursday and whoever answers it correctly will be excused from school on Friday and can enjoy a three-day weekend."
The students got really excited about this and were anxiously awaiting fro Thursday afternoon to arrive. On Thursday, at precisely 2.55 pm, the teacher addressed the class. " Students, this week’s question is ‘Who can tell me Pythagorean Theorem ?" After a long pause she said, "Well, I guess I’ll see you all tomorrow."
The teacher was teasing the childern. She always planned to ask question that no fifth grader could ever answer.
Now Johnny was getting wise to the teacher’s scam. The following Thursday, Johny brought to school both his parent’s bowling balls. At 2.54, he rolled them down the aisle and they crased into the teacher’s desk. The teacher jumped up, came around the front of the desk and yelled, "All right, who’s the comedian with the big balls?"
Johnny says, "Eddie Murphy! See you Monday!!!.
February 25th, 2010 at 7:52 am
Q: What is the 7th pin in bowling called ?
A: Mother-in-law!
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they’ll both end up in the gutter!
If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling!
I go bowling once every four years to make sure I still hate it!
Johnny’s teacher tells her class, "Class, I’m going to ask you a question at 2.55pm every Thursday and whoever answers it correctly will be excused from school on Friday and can enjoy a three-day weekend."
The students got really excited about this and were anxiously awaiting fro Thursday afternoon to arrive. On Thursday, at precisely 2.55 pm, the teacher addressed the class. " Students, this week’s question is ‘Who can tell me Pythagorean Theorem ?" After a long pause she said, "Well, I guess I’ll see you all tomorrow."
The teacher was teasing the childern. She always planned to ask question that no fifth grader could ever answer.
Now Johnny was getting wise to the teacher’s scam. The following Thursday, Johny brought to school both his parent’s bowling balls. At 2.54, he rolled them down the aisle and they crased into the teacher’s desk. The teacher jumped up, came around the front of the desk and yelled, "All right, who’s the comedian with the big balls?"
Johnny says, "Eddie Murphy! See you Monday!!!.
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February 25th, 2010 at 8:38 am
There is the one about the guy who was suspended from the League because he gave the ref a backhander.
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February 25th, 2010 at 8:49 am
Two bowling teams, one all blonde, and one all brunette, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament around Atlantic city. The brunette team rodes on the bottom of the bus and the blonde team perch on the top level.
As the bus weaves through traffic and visits all the sightseeing points, the brunette team is having a great time. Everyone is partying it up, when someone realises nothing is can be heard from the blonde’s level. Dashing up the stairs, a brunette from below finds all the blondes sitting frozen in fear, staring straight forward with white knuckles.
The brunette asks, "What’s the trouble up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!"
One of the blondes from the upstairs team looks up and says, "Well sure, you have a driver!"
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http://www.sportsjokecafe.com/sports-joke-136