I have to tell a joke to my class and I need help. It has to be clean and funny! It needs to make my teacher laugh and the students!
The students are around 15 years old and I don’t know how old the teacher is… (maybe like 56).
I need to make them laugh!
One smart cat.
This guy drives his car up the driveway and his
cat is waiting for him on the porch.
The guy don’t like the cat and wants to get rid of it.
So he puts the cat in the car and takes it out to the
local park and dumps the cat out.
He drives back home and goes up the driveway
and mthere is the cat waiting for him to come home.
The nan is starting to get mad now. So he puts the
cat in the car and drives out to the edge of town
and dumps the cat out of the car.
He drives home and "low and behold" there is the cat
sitting onj the porch waiting for him to come home.
The guy is real angry now.
He throws the cat in the car and drives way out in
the boondocks with little dirt roads going every which way.
He kicks the cat out of the car and drives off.
About 30 minits latter the guy calls his wife on the cell
phone and asks her if the cat is there?
The wife says, "yep, the cat is sitting on the porch
waiting for you to come home."
The guy says, "let me talk to the cat."
"What" says the wife. "what for?"
The guy says , "well i’m lost and need directions
on how to get back home."
April 16th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
only the best jokes aren’t school appropriate
References :
April 16th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No…But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
References :
April 16th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
b ur self
References :
April 16th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
One smart cat.
This guy drives his car up the driveway and his
cat is waiting for him on the porch.
The guy don’t like the cat and wants to get rid of it.
So he puts the cat in the car and takes it out to the
local park and dumps the cat out.
He drives back home and goes up the driveway
and mthere is the cat waiting for him to come home.
The nan is starting to get mad now. So he puts the
cat in the car and drives out to the edge of town
and dumps the cat out of the car.
He drives home and "low and behold" there is the cat
sitting onj the porch waiting for him to come home.
The guy is real angry now.
He throws the cat in the car and drives way out in
the boondocks with little dirt roads going every which way.
He kicks the cat out of the car and drives off.
About 30 minits latter the guy calls his wife on the cell
phone and asks her if the cat is there?
The wife says, "yep, the cat is sitting on the porch
waiting for you to come home."
The guy says, "let me talk to the cat."
"What" says the wife. "what for?"
The guy says , "well i’m lost and need directions
on how to get back home."
References :
Here comes Al with another joke.
April 16th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Demetri Martin jokes, most of them..
References :