What would be a funny way to break up with my girlfriend?

Posted by admin on February 26th, 2010 and filed under funny | 10 Comments »

I want to break up with her, and I don’t care how. I just want it to be funny, so latter on I can laugh about it in front of my friends. I want to see her get pissed, and I don’t care if her feelings get hurt.

well that’s really mean… but just like scream down the halls really loud…. NO! I DONT WANNA HAVE F***** SEX WITH YOU, YOU F***** SLUT! haha yupp that’s what i would do<333

10 Responses

  1. ChickityChina Says:

    Hide your own packet of cigarettes and accuse her of stealing them, then break up with her saying you don’t want to date a thief.

    That’s what our friend Pat did. She was really crushed. Oops.
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  2. x Says:

    Wow, you sound like a catch!
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  3. Maddie Says:

    your such an a**
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  4. TheTruth Says:

    ur an ass****
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  5. Alec Says:

    fart in her tea
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  6. Ellie Says:

    text her…or call her.or lol give her an i love you card and put in stead of i love you put its over
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  7. Allie in Action Says:

    Pretend you’re leaving her for one of your guy friends. You could even bring him to the scene of the break up, hand in hand.
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  8. Sweet Sour Pickle Says:

    So why exactly were you with her in the first place if you dont care about her feelings?
    You’re pathetic :)
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  9. Bayb33<3 Says:

    you seem like an ass. but just make accuse her of flirting with a boy and that your friends saw it and when or if she admits to doing something be like i was juss playing but its over anyways. she’ll feel dumb and she’ll never forget that.
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  10. Massie Says:

    well that’s really mean… but just like scream down the halls really loud…. NO! I DONT WANNA HAVE F***** SEX WITH YOU, YOU F***** SLUT! haha yupp that’s what i would do<333
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